SweeToxic

Jrock 5 ever

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl  (via ichfuehlmich-funky)

(Source: fawnbabe, via geomeunyang)

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THINGS I LIKE

  • when people use my name in conversation
  • when people say “this reminded me of you!”
  • when people remember little things i say/do
  • when people genuinely thank me for things i’ve done for them
  • when i think of the same thing at the same time as someone else and you give each other the look

(Source: vogelbird, via anti-social-youth)

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At the grocery store

Woman:
*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman:
Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman:
You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me:
*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman:
You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman:
Because even she know you a piece of shit.

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